I'M GONNA BE RICH!!

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 06/30/2017 at 11:41 • Filed to: None

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GUYS! I just got this email! I’ve hit the jackpot! All I have to do is give Microsoft a little information.

Dear Winner;

This 29th day of June the entire staff of Microsoft Corporation (Promotion Department) wish to inform you that you have just been selected as a lucky winner from the Microsoft email draws that is usually held twice in every year.

Microsoft Corporation organize this promotion offer in other to compensate consumers of the product in the world at large for their infinite supports towards the growth of the company.

Hence you have won $850,000 USD (Eight Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars) and you are expected to fill and send back the following for claims:

1.Full Name.............

2.Address...............

3.Sex...................

4.Marital Status........

5.Age...................

6.Country...............

7.Occupation............

8.Telephone Numbers.....

Kindly complete the prize claims form above and send to your claims agent

Mr. Gregor Raymond via email !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Congratulations!! Once again.

Yours in service,

The Award Team

(Microsoft Corporation)

PartyPooper2012 > ttyymmnn 06/30/2017 at 11:44

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I think that’s the Nigerian office of Microsoft. Nigerian Prince runs it. He’s been making people rich like every single day!

itschrome > ttyymmnn 06/30/2017 at 11:44

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I work in IT and this is totally legit.....

benjrblant > ttyymmnn 06/30/2017 at 11:46

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Duh, microsoft uses a gmail address.

Wacko > benjrblant 06/30/2017 at 11:48

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you would think they would at least use a @live.com.

jimz > ttyymmnn 06/30/2017 at 11:48

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Microsoft Corporation e-mailing you from a gmail account?

shop-teacher > ttyymmnn 06/30/2017 at 11:51

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Oh, United Stars dollars! That’s way better than those Canadian maple-bucks!

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > ttyymmnn 06/30/2017 at 11:52

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I’m surprised they didn’t ask for your SIN/Social Security number and credit card info to cover the legal fees needed so you can get your award.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > shop-teacher 06/30/2017 at 11:53

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I prefer North American Euros...

vicali > ttyymmnn 06/30/2017 at 11:58

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Why would somebody try to scam me? and on the internet service?

Chariotoflove > benjrblant 06/30/2017 at 12:01

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That’s the best part.

Chariotoflove > ttyymmnn 06/30/2017 at 12:01

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Seems legit.

benjrblant > Chariotoflove 06/30/2017 at 12:04

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My favorite parts:

gmail address use

Eight Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars

Yours in Service

the PS line: (Microsoft Corporation), just in case you forgot.

ttyymmnn > shop-teacher 06/30/2017 at 12:07

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I think you mean Loonies .

ttyymmnn > Chariotoflove 06/30/2017 at 12:07

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Totes.

shop-teacher > ttyymmnn 06/30/2017 at 12:11

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Those Canadians are looney.

X37.9XXS > ttyymmnn 06/30/2017 at 12:12

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Something seems to be missing

And the message probably was in Courier 10-pitch

Lazy twits.

ttyymmnn > X37.9XXS 06/30/2017 at 12:30

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benjrblant > vicali 06/30/2017 at 13:02

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All the points for Flight of the Concords reference!

vicali > benjrblant 06/30/2017 at 13:11

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it’s what I do..

6691 zapS > ttyymmnn 07/06/2017 at 13:43

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Yours in Service. I say that everyday

ttyymmnn > 6691 zapS 07/06/2017 at 13:50

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I once got a phone message from a man with a very thick Indian/Pakistani accent who said that his name was Detective John Marshall. I owed the IRS (or somebody) a whole lot of money and if I didn’t send it there would dire consequences. He closed the call by saying, “...and may God have mercy on your soul.”